12/15/2008

Christmas Hunting

I have a theory. Women Christmas shop. Men Christmas hunt. That is the way it should be.

This past Saturday, I took my list and went hunting for those items. My goal- kill something and bring it home.

The way I see it, I'm programed to hunt. If I need meat - I go out and look for meat. If it is made out of meat, I kill it and bring it home. Done. Same goes for Christmas hunting. I needed several specific gifts and if it doesn't smell, look, act, and taste like one of those gifts - it doesn't matter.

The end result is that it took only a few hours to complete my hunting. No browsing. No scoping out the potential additional gifts. Killed. Dead. Done. I did stop for another moment at the 42" plasma TVs. Sigh.

Then came the wrapping. Need I even expound on the wonder of pre-printed gift bags? Drop, tug, done.

I love Christmas.

5 comments:

  1. I must have male hormones then, b/c I hunt as well. Gather berries... fwuh! Me Big Game Presenter Hunter!

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  2. Uh, make that "Present" Hunter. (We barbarians don't spell well)

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  3. Hey Kim! Great to have you playing along at the MEET n' GREET! :)

    I love your analogy... It's so true! I guess I think more like a guy most of the time, so it's not surprising that I get in n' get out when it comes to malls.

    This year, I had only 3 gifts to buy, and I knew exactly what I wanted to get (Wii for my cousins... Clothes for my Step Mom and her boyfriend... Super easy!)

    Enjoy your Christmas week! Hope to see you back playing some more!

    Cheers,
    Tanya (aka NetChick)

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  4. Mmm... must be nice. Usually I DO hunt like a male when I shop... but Christmas? I never know what to get and when I DO know what to get, they don't have it or it's too expensive or i don't know which one to choose... *sigh*

    I'm glad my shopping is almost entirely DONE! lol

    OH! Almost forgot to tell you that NetChick sent me! :o)

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  5. Funny--somebody said something like this on NPR recently, about men shopping like hunters (Science Friday on Talk of the Nation, I think).

    I have to say, I'm all girl, but I _hate_ shopping.

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